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Double Cup Cargo Shorts: the spec sheet

The Double Cup Cargo Shorts are the whole denim collection at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup right now, which currently holds exactly one product. The fabric used is 14 oz denim, a mid-weight that holds a leg shape rather than collapsing, and the rise is mid. The double dye process the brand describes is applied over a garment dye to mimic sun-fading, which is shop alocs official store why two pairs in the same colorway will not be identical. The specifics run to double-layer double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly, and a custom leather patch. The name points straight at the brand’s own cup motif, carried over from the graphics into the pocket build. The listing carries four colorways, Grey, Black/Green, Purple and Red, and the size run goes by waist rather than by letter. As of September 2026, the brand’s own store has it at about $150, listed against a higher compare-at figure of $300, and that kind of markdown does not stay live forever.

The rest of the shorts rail, style by style

Most alocs shorts searches actually end up in the much wider shorts offering around that single denim style, headline though denim is. Three variations on the same graphic idea, the Glocc Shorts, Mexico Glocc Shorts and USA Glocc Shorts, sit in the main tier at about $150. The Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts and the Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts run alongside, together with the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts from the same capsule, which was published to the store in July 2026. Rounding out that price tier are the Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts, the sweat short being the obvious pairing for the matching fleece bottoms in the catalogue. What gives the category its $60 to $150 band is the tier below, where the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts land at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, which is what sets the lower figure. On top of that, the brand runs a Mystery Shorts item at about $50 as a standing clearance mechanic, which means the floor can dip below that band when stock needs clearing. Every one of these figures was what the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026, and this label re-prices with drops.

What else is cut from denim and workwear

The shorts are not the end of the denim if that is the reason you are here, they are just the only denim short. The ALOCS Denim Jacket runs in Black, Blue and Tan at about $300 each, and the ALOCS Carpenter Pants run in the same three colors at the same price. As a full-length companion for the cargo short, those carpenter pants are the closest the catalogue gets, and they carry the same waist-based sizing logic. Alongside the denim runs a workwear line built on Dickies bodies, including the Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both published as a 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend. That blend is the giveaway that workwear and denim are different propositions here: one is a hard-wearing poly-cotton twill, the other is raw weight in cotton. Right across the range the construction signals stay constant, the signature yellow woven label appearing garment after garment in the brand’s own copy. Product copy also states the pieces are made in Los Angeles, hand-dyed and printed there, and screen-printed there, which is a real cost input at these prices.

The lineup in one table

The table below lists what the brand publishes, and nothing beyond it. Wherever a product page gives no fabric weight or flat measurement, the cell says so instead of guessing at a number. The prices here are the brand’s own store figures as of September 2026 and will move with drops, restocks and sale periods. Because this label publishes fit notes per product, that is how they appear here, and they are not uniform across the catalogue. A full published measurement table exists for the denim short alone, and that is why it carries the most detail. Before choosing a size, read it as a shortlist and then open the individual listing for the style you want.

Piece Asking price Published measurements or material Fit guidance
Double Cup Cargo Shorts about $150, listed from $300 as compare-at 14 oz denim; S 29.5″ waist / 7.75″ inseam up to 2XL 37.5″ / 9.5″ True to size; take one size up for oversized
Glocc, Mexico Glocc, USA Glocc Shorts about $150 each Not published separately Read the product note
Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts roughly $150 Not separately stated Check the product page note
Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts about $150 or so Not separately stated Check the product note
ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts about $150 Not separately published by the brand Check the product note
Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts about $150 Not separately listed Check the note on the product page
Classic Sweat Shorts about $150 or so Not separately published by the brand Check the product note
Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts around $100 Not separately listed Check the product note
Women’s Booty Shorts about $60 or so Not separately published True to size, as the brand publishes it
ALOCS Denim Jacket, Black, Blue, Tan about $300 each Denim; no weight separately published Letter sizing
ALOCS Carpenter Pants, Black, Blue, Tan roughly $300 each as listed Denim; no weight published separately Sold by waist, 28 to 44

Sizing: waist first, letter second

Waist measurement is how denim and workwear are sold at this label, running 28 to 44, which removes most of the guesswork that letter sizing introduces. The Double Cup Cargo Shorts publish a full flat table: small is a 29.5 inch waist with a 7.75 inch inseam, medium 31.5 and 8, large 33.5 and 8.5, extra large 35.5 and 9, and 2XL 37.5 and 9.5. Half an inch of inseam per size keeps the short roughly the same length on the leg as the waist grows, rather than dropping toward the knee. It runs true to size, and for an oversized fit you size up one, which is how explicit the fit guidance is on this style. That single step is the whole instruction, so going up two on a 14 oz denim body will read as baggy rather than oversized. Elsewhere on the shorts rail measurements mostly are not published, which leaves the per-product fit sentence as the only guidance you get. It is also worth stating plainly that the brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions anywhere on its store, so do not assume a care routine from the garment-dye alone.

The searches people actually run

Traffic looking for denim shorts from this label arrives in large part typing the word jorts, and that word needs handling carefully. The brand never uses it, anywhere, on any product page or in any product name. The only denim short in the catalogue is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, which is what searchers mean by it, so the useful translation is simply that the jorts everybody is asking about are the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The brand name itself follows the same pattern, getting typed as awful lot of cough syrup, awful lotta cough syrup and a dozen other near-misses, none of which are the brand’s own spelling. A lot of stores selling cough syrup clothing under those spellings have no connection to the label at all, which is why it matters practically. Garment checks are the ones that work: the yellow woven label, the published 14 oz denim spec, the real price levels, and whether the product name appears in the brand’s own catalogue. Anyone shopping alocs clothing in person can use the Los Angeles stores at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St or the Houston store at 5410 Almeda Rd, and anyone shopping online should re-check the current price before buying, since everything quoted here is a September 2026 snapshot.

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